The Funny Mystery Box
Mystery Boxes are a tricky thing. Are they just a clever way for shops to get rid of their unwanted products, none wants to buy? Or are they a cool gift idea for others or even for yourself to get really surprised once in a while? The “Funny Mystery Box” was being sold on the website OhDeer and it was the first of its kind I’ve ever tried. Let’s see how it went 😉
I actually bought the mystery box without knowing anything about it. I was scrolling through the website in search of something completely different and the funny box appeared. It was even on sale and because I was always interested in trying something like that out, of course, I had to buy it! But the only thing I knew about it was the fact that “contents will make me giggle” and that it was normally priced around 80€, but I got it for around 20€. Because it was sold by OhDeer and I spend quite some time on their website, I was prepared for anything from a sock, greetings cards with funny quotes on them up to even a cactus. And here is what I’ve got:
I was actually a bit surprised that for a mystery box for about 80€ I would get only get about 10 items. Of course the questions is how much would the things cost if I would buy them each on its own, so I went back in the site and tried to find them.
The B**B enamel pin was nowhere to be found on the site as a normal pin, but I did find it combined with a greeting card for 4,48€. I had the same problem and the same result for the NERD pin, so 4,48€ each.
The pencils are normal pencils but they have different quotes written onto them. For the wizard pencils, you would get spells like “Expelliarmus” or sentences like “Dobby is free!” and the Crackin’ pens had quotes like “I have had some wines” and “Alright, sugar t*ts?”. Again I was not able to find the exact ones but other pencils sets like this in the shop cost 5,61€.
The dirty b*tch soap was the first item I actually found on the website and it costs exactly 4,48€. It’s a Fight Club inspired soap bar smelling like roses with some glitter in it. But I kinda like the idea and what they wrote on the back of the box: “You dirty b*tch; time to wash away those naughty actions […] Clean yourself up and your act! “
Total Eclipse of the Fart Lavatory Mist seems to be the priciest item I got at 10,14€. It sounds kinda epic and seems to be a fragrance spray to chase away bad smells like a fart. I have not tried it yet, but I have high hopes for it xD
The Awake-ish A4 Notebook was 5,61€ again and it’s basically what you would expect. It has some preprinted columns for the date, things to remember, and some columns to reflect your day. It’s not the kind of notebook I like to use, but there is nothing wrong with it.
I was not able to find the exact prints but on their site prints like those vary in price between 8-20€ and let’s face it those are not that great. One is even just some not very motivational text, at least I can kinda laugh about the fortune cookie. But I still don’t know if I would pay 10€ for any of them o_O
The last item I got is a DIY photo frame for 4,25€, which makes your pictures look like a comic strip. Basically, it just aligns them properly and gives you the option of putting some speech bubbles on them, making it look kinda authentic. There are two strips in that package and they are both magnetic, so you could technically put them on your fridge if you want. That’s at least pretty handy.
If I am generous and grand the prints 16€(which I would not pay for them) and count everything together I end up at a price of 60,66€, which I am actually pretty surprised about. I would not have counted the items to be over 30€ maybe 40€. That’s why I am a bit disappointed to be honest, I was just looking forward to more stuff or at least more interesting stuff? But there is something I have to praise OhDeer for, which is how they dealt with the other things being inside the package. Instead of taking old newspapers, or even buying new stuff like bubblewrap, they just shredded an old cardboard box that might have been used for shipping stuff to them. I really appreciate the reclyling^^
My final verdict on this box is not as great as I would have hoped. With mystery boxes, you always have the risk of getting stuff you don’t need or don’t want. At least some of the items in here are things to keep and they did manage to make me giggle a bit like promised! So I don’t want to say the items are bad in general, have bad quality, or are not fitting the theme, they are, but I just would not have paid the 80€ for it, if I would not have seen it in the sale. I just don’t see the price as justified. Just look at the other boxes OhDeer puts out, where I would pay about 15€ for one box and would get so much more for the price. I just don’t get why this box gives me the exact opposite feeling, it’s not made for the customer to enjoy, but for the shop to dispose of unwanted stuff. Maybe it was just this box and other ones are better, maybe I will try one of their boxes again in the future. But this one just did not really live up to the hype.
Greetings and good wishes
The Mad Hattress